‘Anything Goes’ at Ft. Myers dinner theater proves a pure, delightful escape


FT. MYERS, Fla. — As many recent South Florida productions have proven, live theater can

powerfully mirror the ails of today.

But there’s a limit as to how much dark, disturbing fare, however timely, we can take before we

become overwhelmed.

At certain points, we require pure escapism.

Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre has just that in its splendid production of Cole Porter’s light and

breezy “Anything Goes.” The 1930’s musical comedy is as refreshing and invigorating as a

warm ocean breeze on the upper deck of a cruise ship.

Such a vessel serves as the setting of this delicious treat of a musical, featuring varied, pleasing

musical styles and wit, also in typical Porteresque fashion.

The ocean liner the S.S. American, the musical’s locale, sets sail many times through April 1 from

the aforementioned Ft. Myers venue, dubbed Southwest Florida’s “Premiere Dinner Theatre.”

You’ll feel as though you’re in the dining area of a ship similar to the S.S. American. Succulent

servings of chicken, beef, fish, salads and desserts are available, with a friendly wait staff ready to

accommodate you.

Then it’s on to the show, beginning with a bit-too-brief but spirited overture. The curtain rises on

what strongly resembles a sturdy-looking ship’s interior, appropriately lit according to mood.

Multiple versions of this musical are available for production. Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre has

opted to stage the 1987 Beaumont version, featuring twice as much dance music as the 1962


Both versions contain the same comical, complicated plot and well-known Porter songs such as “I

Get A Kick Out Of You,” “It’s De-Lovely,” “Friendship,” “You’re The Top,” “Blow, Gabriel, Blow”

and the title song.

Of course, none of this matters without a vivacious cast comprised of triple threats — each of

whom can slip as easily into song, dance and dialogue as we can into the shower.

Fortunately, this cast is made up of such individuals.

Any production of “Anything Goes” needs a magnetic, sexy performer with ample stage

presence, charisma and showmanship to play evangelist/nightclub singer Reno Sweeney. This

production has a performer with such qualities in Christina Tompkins. The actress, donning a

glistening outfit perfectly matching her personality, owns the stage as Sweeney, whether the

character is singing the bright duet “You’re The Top” with young Wall Street banker assistant

Billy Crocker (a boyishly charming, versatile Conor Robert Fallon), the upbeat “Blow, Gabriel

Blow” or the showstopper “Anything Goes” (the title song).

Tompkins possesses Sweeney’s star quality without stealing the spotlight from her equally-

talented cast-mates. Like her, all deftly carry out choreographer Samantha Hewes Cramer’s high-

energy dances and possess strong, expressive voices. Also, cast members display deft comic


The performers are accompanied by a small but spirited live orchestra which never drowns out

the singers.

Crocker is after his long-lost love, debutante Hope Hacrourt (a young, pleasant in manners

Allison Fund) aboard the England-bound ship from New York. Problem is, Harcourt is engaged to

wealthy Englishman Lord Evelyn Oakleigh (an eccentric, flamboyant Craig Smith). Sweeney, a

couple of famous gangsters and others comically fit into the plot, which features farcical material,

wit and a satire of celebrity gangster worship (think a much lighter version of “Chicago”).

There are nearly as many mistaken identities and disguises as in a Shakespearean comedy.

Mentioning Porter and Shakespeare in the same sentence is hardly a stretch. Porter, after all, was

the composer/lyricist of “Kiss Me Kate” (1948), a musical treatment of the Bard’s “The Taming of

the Shrew.” In that gem, Porter showed an ability to marry his lyric style with Shakespeare’s


In Porter’s obituary (he died in his early 70s in 1964), the Associated Press recalled the

composer/lyricist’s signature style, known as a “Cole Porter Song.” HIs lyrics are “urbane or

witty” and are paired with melodies “sinuous (and) brooding.”

Porter’s melodies could also be “simple (and) bouncy” with lyrics listing “similarities, opposites

(and) contrasts.” Porter’s clever rhyming is also on display in, for example, “You’re The Top.”

At words poetic, I’m so pathetic

That I always have found it best,

Instead of getting ’em off my chest,

To let ’em rest unexpressed,

I hate parading my serenading

As I’ll probably miss a bar,

But if this ditty is not so pretty

But least it’ll tell you

How great you are.

You’re the top!

You’re the Colosseum.

You’re the top!

You’re the Louvre Museum.

You’re a melody from a symphony by Strauss

You’re a Bendel bonnet,

A Shakespeare’s sonnet,

You’re Mickey Mouse.

You’re the Nile,

You’re the Tower of Pisa,

You’re the smile on the Mona Lisa

I’m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,

But if, baby, I’m the bottom you’re the top!

 Director Paul Bernier’s smart staging includes placing the character the song is describing on the

top – the second level of the ship’s interior. Bernier, who directs with an infectious comic energy,

uses such heights to appropriately highlight characters.

Richard Rodgers said of Porter: “Few people realize how architecturally excellent his music is.”

Such enticing music, combined with an escapist story, turn “Anything Goes” into the perfect

retreat for those weary of our world’s constant worries.


WHAT: “Anything Goes.”

WHEN: Through April 1

WHERE: Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre, 1380 Colonial Blvd., Ft. Myers

For tickets, call (239) 278-4433 or visit www.broadwaypalm.com.

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